"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/02/2016 at 09:16 • Filed to: None
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/02/2016 at 09:16 • Filed to: None | 4
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“Sovereign Citizens”, always entertaining
my question, has this stuff EVER worked!?
Party-vi
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 09:22 |
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I love this shit.
Sovereigns are fuckwits that live in the US and use public infrastructure and services but don’t feel obligated to follow the laws that come with those privileges.
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 09:27 |
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don’t do it. I watched a sovereign citizen video once and now my whole recommended youtube video feed is full of sovereign citizens and white supremacy videos
Svend
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 09:31 |
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These idiots.
The “I don’t recognise your authority” people. They are all over the world, usually the developed richer nations and think laws, etc... don’t apply to them purely because they’ve said they don’t.
They sure as hell recognise it if it will benefit them.
ttyymmnn
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 09:33 |
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One of my favorites.
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Party-vi
> ttyymmnn
06/02/2016 at 09:36 |
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Yeeeeeeeeeeees. Also, this one with the Matthew McConaughey sound alike.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 09:37 |
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it was nice to see a video where they weren’t really given any leeway. Just, you broke this law, its a real law, here’s the consequence.
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MonkeePuzzle
> ttyymmnn
06/02/2016 at 09:40 |
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everyone jsut remains calm, and then “put the cuffs on ‘im” :D
Liam Farrell
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 09:44 |
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Then they pull out the articles of confederation, trying to explain why they are driving without a drivers license.
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ttyymmnn
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 09:48 |
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I think this guy has made a career out of getting tasered in the name of Freedom™.
EL_ULY
> ttyymmnn
06/02/2016 at 09:52 |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azrek
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 09:52 |
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Ran into a dude at the bar who had forms for a World Passport. He claimed it would remove his citizenship, allow him to remain in the US and not pay taxes. He mentioned some famous musician/rapper/waste of space was a member.
This seemed like an awesome hoax.
spanfucker retire bitch
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 09:53 |
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It never works, because it’s all made up bullshit. They treat it like it’s magic; like all you have to do is say these words in this order with this fake paper - sprinkle some
fairy dust
bullshit on it, and you can get away with literally anything. Like claiming you can drive without a drivers license because you’re not driving, you’re “traveling.”
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EL_ULY
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 09:54 |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG dudes I am dying here from the mass amounts of LOLZ!
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MonkeePuzzle
> spanfucker retire bitch
06/02/2016 at 09:55 |
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“I’mma need ta see yur ‘travelling license’ and registration then ma’am”
Milky
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 09:56 |
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I really want to see that guys back window.
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Party-vi
> spanfucker retire bitch
06/02/2016 at 10:05 |
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YOUR HONOR I AM HERE AS THE APPOINTED AGENT OF THE LEGAL ENTITY MR. PARTY-VI, IN-HONOR.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 10:07 |
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Future next gen S2000 owner
> ttyymmnn
06/02/2016 at 10:13 |
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I’ll bet that guy enjoyed tasing (tasering?) that fool.
Malforus
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 10:20 |
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Every Sovereign is that person who has always been “outsmarted” or given “a raw deal” by smarter people then them who finally finds out how to outsmart “the system”.
Every damn time its the same narrative of “being awakened” or “learning the real secret” I feel bad for their significant others or family.
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Party-vi
> Malforus
06/02/2016 at 10:28 |
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Sometimes I lay awake at night, worried that one day my dad and I will be smoking cigars and he will casually bring up his new travelling license or some such other thing. Gives me the heeby-jeebies.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 11:00 |
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As it turns out, the laws of California and the United States, much like the laws of physics, apply to you whether you believe in them or not.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 11:20 |
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or “man, these are good cigars... you know I got them through my client oriented self supply store network, let me tell you and 4 of your friends about it!”
“ahh.. dad, that sounds like a pyramid scheme”
oh man, a pyramid business model for supplying people with travelling licenses and other sovereign citizen documents and needs. I’M GONNA BE RICH!!!
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MonkeePuzzle
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 11:27 |
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a million dollars to that officer, he remained calm for so long. damned well done
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Party-vi
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 11:38 |
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You want an exemplary officer? Check this guy out.
This officer was as professional as he could be, and the dick still didn’t want to cooperate.
WiscoProud
> ttyymmnn
06/02/2016 at 11:41 |
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That one is a classic
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ttyymmnn
> WiscoProud
06/02/2016 at 11:43 |
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The noises that guy makes are priceless.
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WiscoProud
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 11:44 |
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While never confirmed, I believe my uncle lost his house due to pulling stuff like this with the IRS. The last time I saw him he was explaining all these theories that sounded a lot like the sovereign citizens stuff. Although intelligent, he was always a big fan of conspiracy and other theories. Impressively crazy stuff.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 11:47 |
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doing it by the book, literally, pulled out the book and read it to him. he was beyond patient. good for him. no need to get violent unnecessarily.
McMike
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 12:00 |
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This one is one of my favorites.
@1:48 “See, a free inhabitant is is is... uh they are allowed to... they are they are free people they um have all of th.. all of the rights of a US citizen without following any of their laws.”
^^ that’s some good shit right there.
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MonkeePuzzle
> McMike
06/02/2016 at 12:53 |
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oh... that voice... *cringe*
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McMike
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 12:59 |
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Please ma’am, do not forget that you have the RIGHT TO STAY SILENT OH MY GOD SHUTUP!
DipodomysDeserti
> Party-vi
06/02/2016 at 13:26 |
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In a company truck no less! You do not want to fuck with BP dudes. I used to go shooting with a few, and they were all former Marines who were used to people listening to exactly what they told them while running checkpoints. The guys I know would have been much less friendly.
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MonkeePuzzle
> McMike
06/02/2016 at 14:02 |
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the squealing at the end would be intolerable if it weren’t for the fact that I was already grinning that she was in cuffs
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 15:45 |
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If I was an officer I would just go “Oh, you’re allowed to not have a license and registration because of these ancient laws that were never superceded by modern laws? Well good! Cause the punishment for breaking those laws involved the stocks in the town square! Can I see a handwritten note of your manifest and cargo please? You don’t have those either? 24 hours in the stocks it is! Oh you want to see that law? Well show me the law that says that the old law is still active and I’ll show you the punishment”
ranwhenparked
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 19:14 |
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Of course it’s never worked. It’s complete agarbage. Only two kinds of people fall for it: 1) total nutjobs, and 2) dangerous total nutjobs.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> MonkeePuzzle
06/02/2016 at 23:14 |
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fuck these guys with a cactus. “I’m just going to take advantage of services and no pay or do anything .”